The Grand National Championships

May 2, 2008

Pro Wrestling was awesome in the Mid-1980’s.

Not because of Rock and Wrestling. Not because of Hulk Hogan. They had nothing to do with the WWF being awesome. In fact, Cyndi Lauper is a hack. There I said it.

If you really want to know why Pro Wrestling was awesome in the Mid-1980’s. You have to look for the two most versatile character actors that the WWF ever did see.


MR. FUJI!


and “Magnificent” Don Muraco!

Put it simply, James Lipton had to weep at their versatility. Truly, the acting was DeNiro-esque. They could go all comedic on your ass…

And if you can’t hande their comedy? I’ve got a Western! Fuji Bandito!

This is the poignant tale of The Muraco Kid, a villanous gunman going back to the bar to meet his ladyfriend, played by the Fabulous Moolah. But then Ringo the Marshall rolls up! Drama! Action! A twist you never see coming! Awesome work!

But truly, their greatest work? Fuji Vice!

The villaious Seahawk has struck again! Another dead body on the Eastern Seaboard, and it’s up to Fuji and Muraco to stop her before the next shipment comes in!

Do they? Find out!

Truly, this is their greatest work of all time.

Until Fuji General…

THE End?

Andrew!

 

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