And today I took the job for a guy who teaches Computers.
But there was a twist. He taught algebra 3rd block. And I got to drop my minimal knowledge on the Pythagorean Theorem. But somebody was interrupting. One of the “popular girls.” And after the third one.
“And how about you go to the office.” I said.
“Aww.” She said.
“Now PLZ K THX.” Said me.
And her friend was all, boo. And I was all, let’s go to work! Yes!
And cut to: 15 minutes later. Somebody was like, I’m just going to do this at home. And I was all “No.” And she was all “Yes.” And I was all. Gone! Banhammered K THX!
And LOL, first one was like, That dude’s a sub, fuck this shit! So they’re all truant now. And I was finding this hilarious. POWER TO THE POWERLESS LOL!
And then, two more people were all like, dunzo with 30 minutes to go. And I was all, lefty, you go! And the righty was all, I follow too!
“You like to give up easily, don’t you?” Original friend asked.
No. I realized I like to mess with 15 year olds. I have gone mad with minimal amounts of power!
It was the greatest lesson that was ever taught to me.