The Grand National Championships

Contact Me?

Questions, comments, what the fuck are you doings?

I’ll answer them all as best I can.


Our Mister Elvi Patterson wants e-mails from his mom!


  1. Lame!

    Comment by Elvi Patterson! — June 25, 2007 @ 11:55 pm |Reply

  2. Dude! You want to receive fan mail, give me permission and I will put your stuff up, sir.

    Comment by Andrew — June 26, 2007 @ 4:52 am |Reply

  3. Fan Mail? Dude, getting email from my mom doesn’t count as fan mail.

    Comment by Elvi Patterson! — June 26, 2007 @ 10:12 pm |Reply

  4. I thought the same thing. I notice he always gets “injured”
    when things don’t go well. 1986 game 6 or 7, he left with blisters, I think. Boston Manager, (joe morgan?) swears Clemens asked to be taken out, Clemens says otherwise, of course. I forget if Boston had the lead, I think they did. But I still thought it odd that there was a controversy even back then, about that “excuse” and each having a different recollection about what happened.

    Comment by russ — October 12, 2007 @ 4:55 am |Reply

  5. dear The Grand National Championships; I was watching The Simpsons tonight before the baseball started. It was one of those god awful “tree house of horrors” episodes. I’ve never liked those ones. ANYWAY! One of the vignettes was a Y2K spoof. You may remember it. Lisa and Marge get on the good spaceship reserved for humans worth saving and rebuilding society with. Homer and Bart get on the loser ship which is launched into the sun. You know, filled with people like Rosie O’Donnell, Al Sharpton and Paulie Shore. Do you think you could do a list of people who need to be shot into the sun?

    Comment by Christopher Bormann — October 27, 2007 @ 6:54 pm |Reply

  6. Done.

    Comment by Andrew — October 28, 2007 @ 4:22 am |Reply

  7. Dear The Grand National Championships, first of all thankyou for the people who need to be shot into the sun post, it was most gratifying. Next, do you think it would be possible to do a post dedicated to the awesomeness of the 80’s mega-hit tv show; “Airwolf”?

    Comment by Christopher Bormann — October 31, 2007 @ 2:59 pm |Reply

  8. I never watched Airwolf and the video game was no bueno.

    Comment by Elvi Patterson! — November 29, 2007 @ 1:51 pm |Reply

  9. dude ur gay! questions isnt counted as fan mail u ree ree!!!

    Comment by courtney — April 19, 2008 @ 2:28 pm |Reply

  10. I wasn’t asking for fan mail here.

    Comment by Andrew — April 19, 2008 @ 2:31 pm |Reply

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