What I’m trying to say is that not all women enjoy the movies you love. You have to compromise, you can’t just play Transformers: The Movie (the cartoon one!) and They Live! over and over again, even though it’s Roddy Piper’s greatest preformance.
I decided to help out the dudes who actually read us and give them a list of good movies that you, and any lady friend you’re dating will enjoy.
Elvi Patterson’s list of movies ladies and dudes totally dig.
1. The Princess Bride!
Seriously! How the hell can anyone hate this movie? It has everything that a movie needs. Swordfighting, a battle of wits to the death, torture, a giant (played be Andre the Giant), and of course true love. Simply put, if you haven’t seen this movie, your life is empty.
Dude, it’s Christian Slater and Winona Ryder! In the prime of their acting careers! You’ve got a killer hit song,”Teenage suicide (Don’t do it!) and it’s what high school really was like. What more do you need? Well besides one of my favorite lines ever,” I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!” I also use the line,”What’s the vibe that keeps the neighborhood alive!” If you have a girl over for a nice night-in, you need to rent this movie, and make sure you don’t have corn-nuts out as a snack!
3. Mean Girls
Dude, I know what you’re thinking. Trust me, I thought it myself before I watched it. I have to say, that this movie didn’t suck even though Lindsay Lohan sounds like a 55 year old grandma who plays nothing but slot machines and smokes 4 packs of Virginia Slim’s on a daily basis. I actually laughed during the movie and I was impressed because I wanted to hate it but I couldn’t. Also, for all you dudes out there. Women love this movie, and I mean LOVE it! Get yourself a bottle or two of white zinfandel and a 12 pack of Miller High Life for yourself. Trust me, if you do that and rent this movie when she comes over she’ll be staying the night.
4. The Nightmare Before Christmas!
If you don’t like this movie, you’re un-patriotic!
Up until now I’ve chosen romantic comedies and cartoons that are suitable for men and women. This is a romantic comedy that has sub-titles! It’s a french movie and the best thing for a dude to do is to get stoned. That way you can read and enjoy the fuzzy colors that are all over the place in this movie. Also you can think about the lead girl in this movie and how she’s like that one girl who’s uber cute and would be great to have in bed. Then you realize that it’s the same girl who was in “The Da Vinci Code” and looked all mousey. Women love it because it has subtitles and it’s CUTE!
So dudes, I just gave you a few movies to watch with your special lady friend. Trust me, they’ll help you get laid.
IF the special lady in your life loves to watch Evil Dead 2 or Army of Darkness! You need to marry her immediately!