Apparently, Michael Vick might not be nearly as retarded as we thought.

Seriously. We are still talking about the drug conviction here. But Michael Vick may have gumped his way into something brilliant. Still confused?

Let’s let 100% Injury Rate explain…

• By taking advantage of an obscure Federal Bureau of Prisons (B.O.P.) Rotational/Developmental Assignment Program (R.D.A.P.) loophole — 18 U.S.C. 3621 — Vick could possibly reduce his sentence by one year. This documented instance of substance abuse apparently qualifies Vick for this reduction upon completion of a treatment program.

 And apparently, while my HTML skills aren’t mad, this is mad good luck for Vick. Why? Put simply…

• “If you can show you had a substance abuse issue 1 year prior to entering custody you can get UP TO A YEAR knocked off your federal sentence.”
  

 Yeah. Michael Vick’s elusiveness can be translated to off the field as well. Good work law. Thanks for breaking my spirit.