The Grand National Championships

July 18, 2009

You know what?

Filed under: FAVRAH!,Fuhbawls,Heel Turn Homerism — by Andrew @ 6:14 pm

I like to write. I do. And just because I’m struggling to make the blogging donuts so to speak does not mean that I am not writing. I am just at a peak state of disunity.

In the story of my life, this just means I am ready to do something bold. Or at the very least something. Because you know what? Great stories start off from a dilemma. Great stories start off from conflict.

Brett Favre Vikings

This is why I’m going to let you in on a little secret. I want Brett Favre to sign with the Vikings. It will be the greatest sports story of 2009. You have the aged hero cast asunder by the team that made him the single greatest quarterback not named Tom Brady on the history of Earth, joining their rivals for closure. Everybody loves a well drawn protagonist. Everybody loves the three-dimensional tragic hero.

And here is why Brett Favre a tragic hero.

1) The Archetypal Tragic Hero is almost universally male.
2) The tragic hero is either noble by berth or rises to a noble station.
3) The hero is faced with a serious decision.
4) The tragic flaw is in this instance Hubris. A.k.a. I’m 39, I can still play a professional level starting quarterback.
5) The downfall is meant to arouse pity and fear in both audience and actor.

Here’s where we have to wonder. Most of your tragic heroes realize that they have committed some major mistake against God or society and it was by their own hand. Brett has been in a country-fried version of Hamlet for the better part of the decade. His story cannot close until he realizes the sins that he’s committed if he’s a tragic hero.

 stephen a smith Pictures, Images and Photos

Since the days of Arthur Miller, we have seen a rise of people who fall under a new designation. These are people who follow the characteristics for the tragic. But they do not have the gumption to realize they have sinned and they are doomed to suffer. These stories may be open-ended. And they may not even end with a characters death.

These are your anti-heroes. But there is more to the story with Brett Favre. He has an adaptable cunning, a mysterious magnetic charisma, social and sexual dominance, and outright arrogance. If someone writes the story of Brett Favre, it would have to be…

lord byron

Lord Byron. His is the pen that would ink Favres story best.

Boom. Learned.



  1. Holy crap, it's like Joseph Campbell has a blog.Good read.

    Comment by Rockabye — July 18, 2009 @ 7:24 pm |Reply

  2. Thanks man. Glad you liked it.

    Comment by Andrew — July 18, 2009 @ 10:09 pm |Reply

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