And oddly enough? It’s a relatively small event that does it. For you see? It was at a skills camp where America will turn heel on LeBron. Since I’m a lazy bum, I’ll give Gary Parrish the words.
You want to see video of Xavier’s Jordan Crawford dunking on LeBron James?
If so, too bad.
Because you’re not going to see it.
Thanks to Nike.
Turns out, there were at least two cameras rolling Monday night when Crawford dunked on James during a pick-up game here at the LeBron James Skills Academy. It was a two-handed jam, the kind that would’ve circulated quickly on YouTube. But Nike officials eliminated that possibility shortly after the dunk happened by allegedly confiscating tapes from various cameramen.
And here’s the reason why this is justifiable for a heel turn.
That’s Devin Harris getting beat by a London Streetballer. It got to youtube. It lasted a day as news. We moved on. Devin moved on.
But to do what LeBron did is professional wrestling behavior. There are some in the WWE whom cannot allow themselves to look bad. It’s something that Triple H would do. It’s something that Hulk Hogan would do. Why is LeBron just as bad?
Because they can’t let some random jabroni beat them. Not your random Ted Dibiase and especially some two guard who couldn’t even beat out Eric Gordon in 2007. So now Jordan Crawford has the rough equivalent to Chris Jericho’s first WWF title reign.
And yes, LeBron James is Triple H in my analogy. Which means he’ll need to marry a fake breasted daughter of David Stern to get his first championship.