The Grand National Championships

June 9, 2009

Three Movie Pitches for your NBA Finals…

Filed under: Basketball is played by tall guys,I LIKE MOVIES! — by Andrew @ 12:09 pm

Now like most people in America? I wish to be a screenwriter. The problem is like many. I can give you excellent paragraphs, but it loses something in the 110 pages. Alas, if you wheel.

But this means I can on my would be expertise to you the reader. And in five forms, I will give you a start on a sports movie screenplay.

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In a world where J.J. Redick gets crunch time play, the Orlando Magic are getting desperate.

stan van gundy
These two can save the day!

But a name from the past may be the only way to even the odds.

LIL\' PENNY
I’m getting to old for this–

Lil’ Penny asks, Do You Believe in Magic? Rated PG-13.

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The Los Angeles Lakers can take the sunlight, sprinkle it with dew. Cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two.

Lamar Odom
HE TOOK MY TWIX!

Lamar Odom IS The Candyman, coming next Friday.

Lamar Odom
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!

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*Cue Braveheart Music*

In a world where energy off the bench is lacking, one man looks to change the world.

Marcin Gortat
I DUNK FOR FREEDOM!

Jerzy Stuhr and introducing Marcin Gortat in Hammer: The Marcin Gortat Story. Rated R.
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I don’t care. Jerzy Stuhr refrences make me happy.

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