The Grand National Championships

August 12, 2008

My Tag Team Partner and I get Olympic fever…

Filed under: EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT! — by Andrew @ 8:46 pm

Or not…

Brainlesselvi77: here we go swimming! here we go! unf unf!
me: dude
your enthusiasm baffles me
Brainlesselvi77: yea well your enthusiasm for FOOTBALL NOW! is baffling
Sent at 9:20 PM on Tuesday
me: ARE YOU RACIST?
Brainlesselvi77: nope
me: DO YOU LIKE SWIMMING BECAUSE THE BLACKS CAN’T DO IT
Brainlesselvi77: cullen jones bitch
me: WHO
Brainlesselvi77: gold medalist for USA
also african american
BOO YAH!
me: COME ON
Brainlesselvi77: he won it two days ago
me: NOT MICHAEL PHELPS IS A WHITE GUY
Brainlesselvi77: YES!
ANOTHER WORLD RECORD
THE STACHE OF SPITZ MUST BOW DOWN TO THE PHELPS 66!
Sent at 9:23 PM on Tuesday
me: next thing you’ll tell me
is that gymnasts have breasts
Brainlesselvi77: WELL the ones that are over 18 do
Sent at 9:25 PM on Tuesday
Brainlesselvi77: dude..the chinese are so underaged
Sent at 9:31 PM on Tuesday
me: seriously
blog about it
Brainlesselvi77: nah
I’m too busy getting awesome
me: you are bugging me with Olypic fever
Brainlesselvi77: YOU ARE BUGGING ME WITH NO OLYMPIC FEVER! OR FEVOR
Sent at 9:34 PM on Tuesday
me: USA BEAT ANGOLA?
STOP ME WHEN I GIVE A FUCK!
Brainlesselvi77: dude..noone cares about “redeem team”
me: A SWIMMER?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Brainlesselvi77: swimming is awesome
and you can fuck off because I just ordered fucking awesome
me: WHAT?
I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE CAMERA ANGLES THAT TELL ME NOTHING ABOUT WHO’S WINNING
Brainlesselvi77: oh i’m sorry…BITCHES DON’T KNOW BOUT MY BOOK IT!
Sent at 9:40 PM on Tuesday
me: now look what you made me do

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