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January 27, 2008

YIFF IN HELL!! I HATE FURRIES! Or..I had no idea marketers wanted to corner the Furry demographic!

Filed under: *Sanjaya Wipe* — by Elvi Patterson! @ 11:30 pm
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I had no idea that orangina wanted to corner the FURRY market.  I hate them more than Lucifer hates bible camps.




  1. The funniest part are the zebras riding the (phallic) bottles and then spraying orangina all over the other critters. It must be getting someone aroused.

    Comment by evenchunkiermonkey — January 28, 2008 @ 4:23 am |Reply

  2. I really do hate anything to do with yiffy. its disgusting and i hate it. i see it as animal cruelty seeing some poor animal having a huge penis sticking out of them and something thats supposed to be erotic is just horrible. unfortunately my boyfriend is a yiffy and so is his older brother. i hate that he is a yiffy and i am usually not a judgemental person but this is too far. i hate this subject and wish it could be banned. when i heard there was an actual social gathering in america for it i was disgusted that people actually dressed up erotically. YIFFY SHOULD BE BANNED!!!

    Comment by catherine — June 30, 2008 @ 12:37 pm |Reply

  3. how can it be animal cruelity when none of it involves real animals little kid i think the word your looking for there is beastyality.

    Comment by Ben — July 12, 2008 @ 12:30 am |Reply

  4. And i see it as curelty to humanity if someone gets tortured in an japanese anime *rolleyes*

    Comment by Arf — July 17, 2008 @ 7:08 am |Reply

  5. catherine, I have something to say to you.

    SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CRACKWHORE BITCH!!! You have no idea what you are talking about. I’ve been a furry for 4 years and had no desire to have sex in a fursuit. I’m a furry storywriter and I love what I do, second furries help nonprofit organizations to help animals. I will admit that some furs would have sex in a fursuit but that is in the minority. yiffy should be banned?!? that’s impossible, you can’t kill what you didn’t create.

    You must be a miserable bitch.

    Comment by wolfegang — August 8, 2008 @ 8:17 pm |Reply

  6. well you sure do have hate in you dont ya? why dont you get a life and moan about somehing that really matters like bombers and cold blooded killers huh? come on get a f**cking life and leave ppl alone who arnt hurting you!

    Comment by rusty — August 9, 2008 @ 11:12 am |Reply

    • well look at you. you still manage to find the time to bitch and complain about furries. just because you dont like it or understand it doesnt mean it is wrong. we live in the 21st century, and like you said, there is alot worse to get pissed about. so get a hobby and stop bullying those with different beliefs and interests. you are slowing down the progression of intelligence and prolonging peace in our nation with your ignorence. so what if you dont like furries, you can feel how you like, but handle it like an adult.

      Comment by Sven Katari — November 8, 2010 @ 11:53 pm |Reply

  7. well when you say yiff should be banned, your denying peoples rights, specifaccly the right to life liberty and the persuit of happyness (which in fact legalized gay marraige at the time of the writing of the constitution) really i see nothing wrong with this, it’s what some people like. I also see that people like you who hate things just because there different and it’s not based on there ideals. so they like sex so does everyone else whose human. It’s like any fetish like bondage. People like you make me think that some people have no life except to advocate the banning of something that is in reality granted by the constitution.


    Comment by J — November 18, 2008 @ 8:20 pm |Reply

  8. I agree that furries should be banned from the US because its just disgusting how they dress up as aminals and masturbate on their plushies ans stuff, they need to get a life, meet someone of the opposite sex, and start dating! i had a friend who is a furry and always said he was a dragon and said …rawr…alot and he was really strange and he creeped me out so I stopped talking to him, theyre just a bunch of freaks!.

    Comment by Daniel — December 3, 2008 @ 6:29 pm |Reply

    • U r the freak who can’t aceptvothers it’s people like you who cause school shotings and by the way most phycologists say the only abnormal sexual feelings is having none at all so duck off
      A gay furry who is smarter than u

      Comment by Foxalex — January 19, 2010 @ 5:43 pm |Reply

    • LOL, OH U.

      Comment by Blah — June 6, 2011 @ 11:50 am |Reply

  9. You dumbasses that are down on furries need to seriously get a god damned life! Really, saying curries should be banned from the country is like saying that being gay should be outlawed, or that all black people should be shipped back to Africa. And if I ever meet a furry hater, he will definetely limp away black and blue because I am a 310 pound defensive lineman for UC Davis and a proud furry.

    Comment by Andruin — January 20, 2009 @ 11:18 pm |Reply

  10. yo daniel… SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! first off, just cuz some-1 is a furry dont mean they yiff… >.> yiff is completely different than just being a furry, being a furry means u like animals, may sometimes dress up as 1, but mainly furrys just RP alot… and they dont masturbate on toys >.>, and im a Furry, i have a GF and she’s hot as hell, i also have a life, but if a person is willing 2 h8 some-1 they have never met b4, then mister… u have no life… btw… FUCK U!! AND FUCK YA MAMA!!! AND ANY-1 ELSE WHO IS CLOSE 2 U!!!

    Comment by Furry2009 — February 15, 2009 @ 7:14 am |Reply

  11. well they are sexy

    Comment by yugimoto — February 21, 2009 @ 6:57 am |Reply

  12. Bloody fucking hell, i really don’t see your damn problem. I’ve been a furry since 27th march 08, and i don’t even have a fursuit. So you can go screw your selves for all i care. I also have several friends who are also furries, and we are all straight and all have female mates. (Or girlfriends, to use a word you would understand.) And most of them are also furries.

    From Wolfiy,
    of the alpha blood moon pack.

    Comment by Wolfiy — February 22, 2009 @ 12:36 pm |Reply

  13. First of all, as everyone else has pointed out here, all you furry haters have a completely warped idea of what it’s all about, but that’s not what ticks me off.

    What ticks me off is how hateful and intolerant you are. Don’t hate something simply because you don’t understand it. Don’t lower yourselves to that level. What gives you the right to decide how people should feel or how they should act to begin with?

    If you’re disgusted by furries, ok, that’s your right – but don’t shove your beliefs in my face if you don’t want me doing the same to you.

    Comment by dax — February 25, 2009 @ 4:24 pm |Reply

    • I couldnt have said it any better!!!

      Comment by Sven Katari — November 9, 2010 @ 12:12 am |Reply

    • thank you dax i really appreciate that. im a furry so i can relate. we are pretty much on the same page.

      Comment by wolfeman1234 — August 5, 2011 @ 12:06 am |Reply

  14. I remember seeing these on TV. I had find them creepy. Even though I am furry. XD

    Comment by Chartré — July 30, 2009 @ 11:05 am |Reply

  15. Haw haw! We are every where!

    Comment by Wolf rotty — August 2, 2009 @ 12:30 am |Reply

  16. I have a couple questions for everyone, furs and fur haters alike. For the fur haters, why do you think that yiffy should be banned? If its disgusting, why? I want to know every reason and every last detail. For the furs, what do you think about the people that do have sex with plushies and what do you think about those who take the anthro/furry art to the next level. To the fur haters, why do you focus on the yiffy aspect of the anthro artwork, but practically ignore hentai and other forms of pornography? You don’t have signs that say fuck in hell, but there are signs that say yiff in hell. Why? (Please note that this is for an individual research project and I want to hear from both sides. Any responses will be immensely helpful. ^^)

    Comment by Peyton — October 26, 2009 @ 9:25 pm |Reply

  17. It’s people like u ignorant ass holes that go home and jerk ur tiny dicks to furry porn then the next day say how wronng it is its just role playing like the people at the rennianse fair or do u think they should go to hell to

    I’m a gay fury and I’m proud and i’m glad that I’m happy with who ian unlike some of u furry haters

    Comment by Foxalex — January 19, 2010 @ 5:39 pm |Reply

    • You know if you’re proud to be a furry, do yourself a favour and don’t spew hate back at the flamers. Make fun of them back! But don’t get angry and insulting, because that’s what they want, trolls just trying to get a rise out of you, so don’t give them ammo.

      Comment by Don'tHateTheRealFurries — April 15, 2010 @ 9:04 am |Reply

  18. I hate yiff and every kind of porn..something must be wrong in ur head if u think that animals are something worth wanting off too..I found out my boyfriend was a yiff.. And now well I can’t see him the same..

    Comment by Patty — March 1, 2010 @ 2:05 am |Reply


    Comment by CHAD WARDENLOLASDSAADSSADSADASDASD — March 4, 2010 @ 9:30 pm |Reply

  20. What the hell is this video? It could actually have little less to do with orangina, but why the furries? Perhaps they did it because it would have been deemed more sexual to use actual people, so they use cartoon animals instead to get away with it. Yes, I like furries, but I am offended by this video, and some of these comments by you very narrow-minded people. So what if a portion of the furry fandom is adult material? You people seem to focus on that and flame it, rather than look at the parts which are not, as you say ‘yiffy’. Most of the *proper* furry fans do not like/participate in anything yiffy, but just enjoy being animals, because animals are far more interesting and less bigoted than people.And any responses to this that are purely just hateful insults will be ignored as nonense.

    Comment by Don'tHateTheRealFurries — April 15, 2010 @ 9:01 am |Reply

  21. Yeah…reading the comments *from the furs* here, please stop what you’re doing. All I see is you getting bitchy when someone starts hating at you. Why get so angry? There are always going to be people who hate furries, and you can’t persuade all of them to stop being narrow-minded. Because yes, their idea that the furry fandom is a bunch of animal loving sex perverts is really warped. But I will give them this. You are PARTLY right. There ARE people like that,but we deemed them ‘furverts’ ourselves because we don’t like them, and don’t want to be associated with them.
    So, to you furs, do not give the trolls what they want by spewing hate back at them, because while you may be upset, you are really not doing the fandom any favours. And for you narrow-minded people, do (and I mean this) Research on furs before you start being bigots. hell, look at the Anthrocon website. Not all furries are perverted yiffers, and just because someone likes animals more than is usual, are they a freak? Nobody is fit to deem a person ‘not normal’ because there is no clear term of normal, just different kinds of strange. Does loving animals, maybe even pretending to be one cause anybody any harm/ No, so why should they be persecuted for it?

    Comment by Don'tHateTheRealFurries — April 15, 2010 @ 9:13 am |Reply

  22. Ich mag Pelz-suiters aber ich bin bin nicht einer. Und Leute, die gehen, gegen der es zu Hölle gehen sollte!

    Comment by Klaus — September 5, 2010 @ 10:16 pm |Reply

  23. @peyton from a furry: if someone has sex with plushies than i personally dont have a problem with it, as long as they dont hurt anyone. And about nextlevel furry art (yiff), whatever you do behind closed doors is your business. Honestly im into yiff, and about fursuit sex: again, whatever gets you off, not many do it but those that do still arent hurting anyone. Its like any other kind of fetish, sure it might seem weird to some but (usually) it doesnt hurt anyone. I say usually because i obviously cant speak for every fetish.

    Comment by Greg — February 2, 2011 @ 10:41 am |Reply

  24. dude im a furry and i say if you like yiff, fur suits,etc,then by all means like it just make sure it doesn’t hurt anyone.

    Comment by wolfeman1234 — August 5, 2011 @ 12:12 am |Reply

  25. it makes me sick to think that ther are people out ther who think that raping animals is a-ok. just because your wearing a daffy duck costume doesnt giv you the right to just froce yourself onto an inocent puppy. its the sickes thing i ever heard! you need help! FROM THE POLICE ANIMAL RAPERS!

    Comment by Blen — August 24, 2011 @ 9:23 pm |Reply

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