The Grand National Championships

September 19, 2007

You know what Jose Canseco Was Doing Last Weekend?

I do. The city. Los Angeles. The Place. Commerce Casino.

It was the California State Poker Championship. A No-Limit Hold ‘Em Event. Jose Canseco was one of six special entrants for this tournament. Was it loosely defined celebrity poker? No.

Jose Canseco? He wanted to be the California State Ladies Only No-Limit Champion. The tournament was meant only for the fairer sex, but Jose?

Jose wanted to beat the women. Not literally, but the green baize was going to be his on this day.

Or so he thought. Turns out, the ladies have poker skill that can be deemed mad. Either that, or Jose just sucked.

He was the first dude whom busted out in the ladies only event.

Jose Canseco. American Hero. Role Model.

Hat tip goes here.



  1. LOL, Jose can’t you see, you used to have a sack but all that HGH and roids made you give it back. And now it’s come to this, getting spanked by the ladies in eternal bliss, did any of them give you a little kiss, like this?

    = D

    Comment by Rhymeister — September 20, 2007 @ 6:45 pm |Reply

  2. I always liked Jose. He was a great player for a while and he was an interesting contestant on ” The Sureal Life Fame Game”.
    The Sultan on Sports

    Comment by tsos20 — September 20, 2007 @ 9:58 pm |Reply

  3. I think Jose Canseco is cute……I actually bought a pair of his underwear on eBay!!!

    Comment by Jeff Shufeldt — September 21, 2007 @ 7:48 am |Reply

  4. Jeff = Awesome!

    Comment by Elvi Patterson! — September 25, 2007 @ 10:58 am |Reply

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