I wasn’t going to write about swimmer Amanda Beard. It seems like pretty much every blogger I’ve read can’t stop raving about how she did playboy and how gorgeous she is. I’m the first to congratulate her on losing her dignity for Playboy but when you start saying that’s she’s beautiful, that’s where I draw the line.
I’m not going to play the bottom line and show you the Playboy nudes. What I’m getting at is this, Amanda Beard looks like a combination of a man and a horse.
Here’s Ms. Beard post-op reading a marketing book. In this picture you can see that the shade is hiding the tell-tale sign of a tranny, the dreaded adam’s apple, also, please note that the jawline and chin are very similar to Aaron Eckhart’s.
Now, you’re wondering where the horse comparsion comes from, well..just look.
Why the long face Amanda? Would you like some sugar cubes or maybe a nice carrot?
This revelation leads me to wonder. Are all sportsbloggers zoophiliacs?
I do know that whoever Amanda Beard marries had better be into trannys and Pony Play!