The Grand National Championships

June 11, 2007

Amanda Beard really likes sugar cubes.

I wasn’t going to write about swimmer Amanda Beard.  It seems like pretty much every blogger I’ve read can’t stop raving about how she did playboy and how gorgeous she is.  I’m the first to congratulate her on losing her dignity for Playboy but when you start saying that’s she’s beautiful, that’s where I draw the line.

Amanda Beard

I’m not going to play the bottom line and show you the Playboy nudes.  What I’m getting at is this, Amanda Beard looks like a combination of a man and a horse. 

manly beard

Here’s Ms. Beard post-op reading a marketing book.  In this picture you can see that the shade is hiding the tell-tale sign of a tranny, the dreaded adam’s apple, also, please note that the jawline and chin are very similar to Aaron Eckhart’s.

Mr. Eckhart!

Now, you’re wondering where the horse comparsion comes from, well..just look.

long faceamanda beard!

Why the long face Amanda?  Would you like some sugar cubes or maybe a nice carrot?

This revelation leads me to wonder.  Are all sportsbloggers zoophiliacs?

I do know that whoever Amanda Beard marries had better be into trannys and   Pony Play!




  1. Wow, such jealousy!

    Comment by Some Guy — June 13, 2007 @ 3:27 pm |Reply

  2. I am always jealous of tranny’s. They get to play both sides of the field.

    Comment by Elvi Patterson! — June 13, 2007 @ 9:41 pm |Reply

  3. […] by Andrew @ 8:22 pm Now, my associate Mister Patterson decided to get all up in the bonnet of the Cult of Amanda Beard. Now personally, she neither engenders disdain or lust. But it does make me wish to further expound […]

    Pingback by A Treatise on the Popularity of the “attainable” Woman. « The Grand National Championships — June 14, 2007 @ 12:55 am |Reply

  4. I guess I’ve been sleeping too much but I just discovered this Amanda Beard thing. She does have teeth enviable of Mr. Ed, however, being a teethophile I am praying for a bite.

    Comment by steve hale — September 19, 2008 @ 2:06 pm |Reply

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