I just want one thing. I want the Patriots fans to say to themselves, I guess it does all even out. I was being such a douchebag with my conspiracy theories. It’s been confirmed. Even in Parity, the NFL wants a monster. The Patriots were dead on multiple occasions in the final two minutes, and out of all the extrications?
Two were Baltimore’s fault.
What am I supposed to say? The penalties were real? Samari Rolle is not, as they say, a grown ass man? The Ravens really should have spied Brady on 4th and 6? The Massholes that dial up WEEI and scream about us versus the world would not admit it.
But the fact remains that whatever phantom calls that occured versus the Colts and whatever NBC did to the feed versus the Eagles came back in spades. The Ravens were double game and up to the task.
But the suits upstairs don’t want the Pats losing to a lame duck. They want HAWT. They want ZAZZ. They want TEH SEXXORS BACK.
They want the Pats to lose to Miami. Then it’s all…symmetrical.
