Sure, he’s not like young Sasha Vujacic. Because he is adorable three point shooting floppy haired machine. But Marcus Thames has a streak that 100 Grand would be jealous of.
Grandy, wishing he was fly like that…
But Marcus Thames is only doing one thing. Cracking taters. And you want to know the crazy thing? The NL West is where he’s rolling out his biggest magic.
Sure, it started with an 8th inning bomb on June 7th off of Masa Kobayashi. But that’s nothing. Hell, a Javier Vazquez blast is useless. Why?
Because every hit that your Marcus Thames has hit since Masa Kobayashi? Dinger. From the useless Chan Ho Park to the vaguely pornographic Tim Lincecum, Thames needs a wacky youtube video made for him.
Or have Gary Sheffield get him a goddamn Sunkist.
UPDATE: Thames is up to 9 for 9.
