Every effort to close infuriates me?
An elbow hyperextension = Tommy John for Riske?
Joe West is calling for the baseball of Mota? Is Joe West a racist because Guillermo Mota is one of the darknesses?
Yes. Technically yes.
Joyce DeWitt’s kid drops to 0-2.
Blake DeWitt comically misunderstands a groundout 5-3.
There is a 3rd Young. This one is Delwyn. He’s not as crazy as Delmon or the Meat Tree.
Mota gets to 2 balls and 1 strike.
3 and 2 count. Mota came correct on 3-1.
Joe West is a damn dirty racist! Delwyn went around! Come on!
Andre Ethier is looking to teach the Brewers about the glory of the Fresh Prince. He is trying to clutch a blown save.
Home plate umpire jobbed Mota. And again!
Nice shot of Ned looking dopey.
Ethier gets runners on first and third.
Now Juan Pierre rolls up on the Crew. Mota bounces one.
2 and 1 count on John Peter.
Yep. Double. I called it.
5-4 Dodgers. Pierre hit it into the gap. And Ned’s looking retarded. Again.
And Mota nearly balks Pierre to 3rd. Twice.
So Pierre steals third. And Kendall ignores him.
Mota needs to strike out Spider tats.
Nope. A groundout makes it 6-4 Dodgers.
Sweet! Craig Counsell leads off the 9th!
Awesome!
2-2 count to Matt Kemp.
Strikeout.
Now give me the winning run at the plate so he can strike out!
Takashi “Mr.” Saito on the mound. Ethier in left. Luis Maza at short.
Craig Counsell doesn’t even take his bat off his shoulder as he awesomely strikesout!
Get hype for the Other Hebrew Hammer! Gabe Kapler!
If he played shirtless his shiny pecs would distract the pitchers…and the sexually confused.
Kapler strikes out! Yay! No rally for me!
Can an avian flu infected pitcher strike out the side?
Still waiting…
OH
MY
GOD
Jason Kendall grounds out to end the game! Yes!
FIRE NED “CLAP, CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP”
FIRE NED “CLAP, CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP”
FIRE NED “CLAP, CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP”
