You may want to keep one ear to the ground on the Mainstream Media

You may have heard that Barack Obama took down North Carolina. It was supposed to be a game-changer for Hillary. And yet? Mr. Obama won by fourteen.

And all night in Indiana, Obama’s been chipping away. 18’s become 16. 14’s become 12. He’s been hanging around, as Teddy KGB would say. The Kid’s got alligator blood.

But why pay attention? Lake County has no votes reported. Lake County is the home of one Gary, Indiana. Consider two things.

1. Obama has been trending at over 90% amongst African-Americans.
2. Lake County has over 487k people.

I don’t know the exact demographic breakdown. But with this and LaPorte County, which is next to three Obama, a lead of less than 40,000 votes could disappear in an instant. And if even if he doesn’t pull the sweep? It’s a big night.

But if he does?

IT’S A TRAP REPUBLICANS!

UPDATE: Never mind. Flip to your mainstream media at 12 AM EDT.

UPDATE II (ELECTRIC BOOGALOO): Obama’s got it down to 19,970 votes!

UPDATE III: Hillary’s cancelled her morning show appearances. Could mean nothing. But…

UPDATE IV: You know who Obama owes for getting to this point?

He is the gift that keeps on giving.

UPDATE V: If the Gary numbers project out, Obama wins.

UPDATE VI: 95% in, General Ackbar’s down by 16,609.

UPDATE VII: NBC just reported that Hillary Clinton is holding no public events tomorrow. We’d earlier reported that she’d cancelled her morning show appearances. But that’s not that surprising. There’s not a lot good to talk about. But canceling all public appearances, if that’s what they’re saying, is a different story.

UPDATE VIII: Chuck Todd and Murray.

BROTHERS FROM A DIFFERENT MOTHER!

UPDATE IX: So maybe we should disregard the TV Appearances, eh?

UPDATE X: 22,000 Votes may drag this out for two weeks. Hillary won. But she lost all the momentum.

Good game America.