McNamee, Roger Clemen’s trainer; may have told congress that he injected Roger Clemen’s wife with HGH. I’m amazed actually. This PR battle is getting dirty and gritty, much like Amy Winehouse.
to show you what is being speculated I’ll do a simple mathematical equation.
Roger Clemens
+
DEBBIE CLEMENS
X (TIMES)
ASS NEEDLES!
= (equals)
I hope that tomorrow we find out McNammee injected Clemen’s dog with HGH. Also, we have unconfirmed reports of Roger Clemens buying and using Steve Martin’s Penis Beauty Cream!
Use cream for a lovelier, more luxurious, softer penis. These reports are based on Clemens’ housekeeper receiving a brown package that had the words,‘NOT PENIS CREAM!” imprinted on the box.
God, I love pre-spring training baseball!
ELVI!
