As many are aware. Animal Planet’s Puppy Bowl is the can’t miss event of the year!
We at The Grand National Championships have gotten word of probably the greatest halftime show that mankind will ever witness!
THE REUNION OF PAULA ABDUL WITH M.C. SKAT CAT!
According to our sources, who we bribed with squeaky toys and catnip;”Paula Abdul has agreed in principal to reunite with animated rapper M.C. Skat Cat during the Kitty Halftime Show of this year’s Puppy Bowl!”
M.C. Skat Cat could not be reached for comment but he did release a press release that states,”She dont’ like cigarettes. I LIKE TO SMOOOOKEE!”
When questioned about her preformance in the upcoming Kitty Half-time Show Paula Abdul said,”I like clouds that sparkle! Sometimes, I wear this to make it safe! Bratz movie! we all fly away just to escape the hounding of all.”
If you were curious…Yes, Paula will also be wearing a special costume.
This half-time show is gonna be so awesome it’s like my birthday and flag day rolled into one supreme burrito of greatness!
ELVI!
I love Paula Abdul and the Scat Cat. Do you remember that scat cat juice that could once cure herpes? At least that’s what my older brother said about our cat’s urine. We never did get along.
Comment by abarclay12 — January 24, 2008 @ 4:25 pm |
It’s more like Earth Day rolled up with Black History Month and National S’Mores Day.
Comment by evenchunkiermonkey — January 27, 2008 @ 6:57 am |
[...] The Puppy Bowl will be more entertaining than the Super Bowl. Seriously. The Half-Time show alone is worth watching! [...]
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