The Ten Things I Want in 2008.

Yeah. A lame top 10 list. But we all have things we have to get to, yeah? So let’s get to it.

10. Curtis Granderson to get 100 Extra Base Hits.

• Because that would be a superstar thing. demand superstar Grandy.

9. The Brewers to win the NL Central.

• Odds are it won’t happen, but still, I want it.

8. The Packers get to the Super Bowl.

• Don’t have to win, but I want Favre to take a shot at goliath.

7. David Stern not to fuck up this playoffs.

• Like every other playoffs this decade.

6. I want you to come back and read me on January 1st.

• Be safe. And I did the corny thing at #6! Twist!

5. I also want to see Boston sports fail.

• Really. Not just Boston College.

4. I want you to be braver and bolder than I.

• Not to say I don’t want to be brave and/or bold. It’s just–screw it. You probably already are.

3. MIMINAL TOP 10 LISTS

• They are for Holidays and desperation.

2. That Andrew WK gets recognized for the Musical genius that he was in 2002.

• Self-explanatory. Really.

1. I want to acheive a dream.

• Not every dream. But I’ve got a shot at like 6. I just want to bat .143.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!