Yeah. A lame top 10 list. But we all have things we have to get to, yeah? So let’s get to it.
10. Curtis Granderson to get 100 Extra Base Hits.
Because that would be a superstar thing. demand superstar Grandy.
9. The Brewers to win the NL Central.
Odds are it won’t happen, but still, I want it.
8. The Packers get to the Super Bowl.
Don’t have to win, but I want Favre to take a shot at goliath.
7. David Stern not to fuck up this playoffs.
Like every other playoffs this decade.
6. I want you to come back and read me on January 1st.
Be safe. And I did the corny thing at #6! Twist!
5. I also want to see Boston sports fail.
Really. Not just Boston College.
4. I want you to be braver and bolder than I.
Not to say I don’t want to be brave and/or bold. It’s just–screw it. You probably already are.
3. MIMINAL TOP 10 LISTS
They are for Holidays and desperation.
2. That Andrew WK gets recognized for the Musical genius that he was in 2002.
1. I want to acheive a dream.
Not every dream. But I’ve got a shot at like 6. I just want to bat .143.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!