Now I am sure that you all know that I was able to confiscate an old school fortune teller. Remember fifth grade? Yeah, we’re going down that road.
BRING IT ON!!!
You got the questions? The Mister Andrew has the answers!
Q: Will The Patriots go 19-0?
A: A Red 4, 1, 2 leads to the simple, sweet declaration that your New England Patriots will be 19-0. Mercury Morris will then commit suicide.
Q: Was the punishment for the Nick Barnett crime proper?
A: No. Really. My paper is clearly insane.
Q: Will Jeff Fisher restore the roar of the mullet?
A: YES! Bet on it! It will be back like the girl you like circling maybe when you ask if they like you back.
HOT!
Q: Does Darren McFadden have any shot of returning to Arkansas?
A: In the same way as you can hit a Royal Flush in a game of five card draw, yes, Darren McFadden may return to the Razorbacks.
Q: Are the Packers your NFC representative?
A: No. No? Goddamnit! I’m not playing this game anymore!
This fortune teller cheats…
