Picks before I die or quit my job or whatever I’m doing for the new year.
PAPAJOHNS.COM BOWL: Cincinatti. Ben Mauk + Brian Kelly = Easy pun about running up and down the field and going all Mexican hat dance on Larry Fedora’s first game. BOOM!
NEW MEXICO BOWL: Nevada. All the legitimate blogs are all New Mexico’s in the New Mexico Bowl? EASY WIN. No. Colin Kapernick is a sensation. He will chuck the ball all over the field. Bank on it.
LAS VEGAS BOWL: UCLA. BYU has the better record, the ranking pedigree. Hell, they have a coach. They’re Mitt Romney. UCLA is schizo and scrappy. They are like John McCain and Mike Huckabee’s right-wing love child. Take UCLA. They’ve won before.
