You want I should comment about the Heisman?

Okay. I comment about the Heisman.

It went exactly how the stiff arm trophy people said it was going to. Maybe a little closer than expected, but still. Tim Tebow’s touchdown count was massive and quite frankly, he was like Brock Sampson and Jules Winfield all rolled into one.

TIM TEBOW IS A MAN AMONG THE 18-25 YEAR OLD DEMOGRAPHIC!!!

But here’s the thing. I remember Ron Dayne winning the Heisman. I remember the celebatory shouts of RON DAYNE! that permeated Camp Randall way back in the Halcyon days of NewsRadio and Tech Stocks. Quite frankly, we midwesterners knew how to handle our superstars*.

*Yes, we are excluding Brett Favre.

So, why am I doing this? One reason. To make fun of Dan Shanoff and whatever residual Bill Simmons Homerism rubbed off from his time at the Worldwide Leader.

• It will probably not surprise you to know that I have representation in all three categories. But there’s something about Tebow — the combination of skills, charisma, humility…

Put it simply, there is so much subtext within the walls of that ellipsis, that if we have any readers willing to take a shot. I want to know.

What was in Dan Shanoff’s head to make him trail off like that?

H.B.O. Help a brother out.

K THX BYE!