Anybody want to run my Fantasy Football Team?

Seriously. I’m tired of the game. Anybody think they can doctor my team?

Really. It has talent, it’s just that I have no ability to manage a fantasy football team. And I don’t want to play like I do.

I cannot embrace the random variance of having Joey Fucking Galloway score all his touchdowns when I bench him and go 4 catches for 51 yards when I play him. I want to wash my hands of this.

You know my contact information. You can comment below.

I am done with this business. I want to like football again.