And the fact of the matter is, I still think they are like The Texas Longhorns in that they are consistently overrated in repuation in comparison to production. (Or to explain it for the average KSK reader: They suck cock like it was Peter King kneeling at the feet of Brett Favre).
But the fact of the matter is it doesn’t mean I wish I hadn’t thought of this first.
- 11. Adopt the attitude that you, yes you, DESERVE this success. “Hey, we Pats fans know how it used to be back in the day. We earned these titles.” Don’t treat your team’s good fortune as the stroke of good fortune it happens to be. No, no, no. Your championship has to be deeper then someone else’s championship. It has to mean something more. Why? Because you fancy yourself as being introspective. Cockgobbler. Treat it like some sort of karmic reward for Len Bias dying, or some other twisted, idiotic explanation.
12. Always treat your fandom as membership to some kind of exclusive club of super cool people. Like the whole Red Sox Nation thing. Oooh, you guys all root for the same team? How unique! How special! Fucking die. Be sure to adopt a siege mentality when your team is criticized. “Hey, you can’t rip on Papelbon! He’s fackin’ one of us!” Whatever you need to make yourself feel less alone in the world.
BDD may be a fat piece of homosexual shit, but the fact of the matter is hatred of the Boston sports fan can bring anyone together.
Hatred of the Boston sports fan can heal this world.
Or at least allow me to give three or four backhanded compliments to an unfunny but more popular site.
