This really needs to be said. If you play fantasy football, you are a nerd.
Yes, I do realize that OMG! You played pop warner football, which is why you’re so awesome at picking kickers.
Let me give you nerds some reality. Noone cares that you play fantasy football. I know that other people have said this but let me say it again. NOONE CARES! IF you actually spend more than ten minutes having a draft, you’re a nerd. When you have your draft, instead of cutting loose and downing some brews you decide to stay sober so you can make “genius moves”, you’re totally lame.
NEEERRDDDSSS!!!
Honestly, I don’t know why it’s called fantasy football. If you really wanted it to be legit “Fantasy Football” you need more people like this guy.
Also, you cannot play fantasy football on a computer. You must go to the local high school’s football field. Dressed up in your new gear, you will begin to play some real “Fantasy Football”. Utilizing a 12 sided dice, you will begin your offense or defense depending on how much you roll.
My +8 Reggie Bush Rushing with +2 Charisma will defeat your +5 Nickel Defense!
Don’t you nerds realize how much cooler and better life would be if you played this way? Instead of freaking out about stats and “Handcuffing” your running back, you can actually be outside getting some excerise while you let some noobs know that they got PWNED!
You know I’m right,
ELVI!
