To all Florida Gators Fans:
This Man
Is not your saviour.
He is not your local Chuck Norris.
He is also not your personal Patrick Swayze from Roadhouse.
THE SWAYZE HAS A TWO DRINK MINIMUM FOR VIOLENCE!
There is a reason why I’m saying this. The reason is because I’m sick of Florida fans proclaiming Tebow to be the next Christopher Walken.
HEY FAT DISGUSTING GROSS HOG! MY FACE IS LEAVING TOWN IN FIVE MINUTES! BE ON IT!!!
If anything, Tebow will become a drunk who’s a bouncer at the strip club with a meth addiction! ( I do realize that the Tebow is spiritual man who I predict with 99% certainty will not be a strip club bouncer. He will be the DJ! LOL!)
What I’m really saying is this: STOP WITH ALL THE TEBOW = CHUCK NORRIS REFERENCES! THEY’RE OLD AND PLAYED OUT( LIKE FLORIDA LOSING TO AUBURN! LOL!)
ELVI!
No tebow is not the savior but the tits on that chic might be
Comment by The Bandit — October 8, 2007 @ 11:55 am |
plastic is a saviour.
Comment by Elvi Patterson! — October 8, 2007 @ 8:19 pm |
indeed. it’s great no stick cookware as well.
Comment by Andrew — October 8, 2007 @ 9:03 pm |
i beg to differ tebows a BAMF and if he becomes a bouncer its because hes too good for the NFL
Comment by DAN — December 2, 2007 @ 1:31 am |
Chase Daniel = baby and Tim Tebow = godboy.
Colt Brennan is the new coke.
Comment by Elvi Patterson! — December 2, 2007 @ 10:12 am |
Colt Brennan goes ape for the great taste of rape.
Comment by Andrew — December 2, 2007 @ 10:59 am |