I missed the entire AL bracket. I rule.
Cleveland vs. New York Yankees
Cleveland has Sabathia and Carmona. A decent outing by Byrd or Westbrook, they’ll end up getting Joe Torre fired. Cue that Na na na na. Na na na na. Hey hey hey.
Adios Joe Torre.
Cleveland in 4.
Anaheim vs. Boston
Anaheim. If there is a just and merciful God. Lackey and Escobar take down the Sawx. But I’m certain of the opposite. So…
Boston in 5.
LCS
Cleveland vs. Boston
Cleveland. Boston doesn’t have the requsite ace to shut down the Indians when it comes down to it. CC Sabathia eats Dustin Pedroia in the process. The putative AL Rookie of the Year will be deemed delicious.
Cleveland in 7.
Maybe I’ll be better later. Sorry.