Really. I’m not saying it because the Packers are 4-0. That makes perfect sense to me. They we’re going to shock the world. I expected it. I expected gold, baby!
But what the hell is up with Dallas? They hire a retread reject coach, because the legend didn’t want to play with the braggadocious loudmouth anymore. They have a quarterback whom the league adjusted to fiercely. They have a receiving corp that’s Methesulan in age.
Clearly, they were going to be the best team in the NFC.
Detroit? Everybody’s all, back to Earth with you. Donovan McNabb exposed them for the comedy gold that they were. Except for the fact they’re 3-1. They beat the Chi.
Also, Oakland’s .500? Really? What’s that all about. They’re not .500.
I’m lying to you. Cleveland’s not .500 either. That’s just crazy talk.
I’m going to lie down!
BYYYYYYYEEEEE!!!
