And Ned’s brought Derrick Turnbow in to blow this thing wide open! YAY!
But Ryan Ludwick strikes out! Yay!
Steve Schumaker singles. 1st and second two out. Don’t fuck this up. For real.
3-2 count. Turnbow for the walk….
Called it. Bases loaded. If it wasn’t the Zombie Kelly Stinnett? I’d be worried.
By the way, Fuck LaRussa. That’s how you go out like a champ.
Ball 1. Ball 2. This is how we die? 8 Balls?
Yep. Wild pitch.
Derrick Turnbow walks in a run. Ass. Really. Kelly Stinnett? You throw it at his bat and he gets outs all over you.
4-2 Cards, Brian Shouse time! Derrick turns and blows!
That’s so Taguchi. Ball 1.
1-1 Count. Interesting fact? Neds last move today was to tell Mike Maddux to bring in Turnblow.
Ground rule double. 6-2 St. Louis. Fucking. Sweet. I love these guys!
And now Shouse falls behind Aaron Miles 2-0. Yay! Go death!
Shouse works it back to a 2-2 count.
And Aaron Miles with the infield single…7-2! Another pitching change! Good goddamn!
These guys is trying to kill me…Chris Spurling time.
2-0 to Scott Spezio as well. Howard Dean says YAAAAAAAH!
3-1 on Spezio. Walk him! Come on!
YES! OUR BULLPEN IS GOLDEN GODS!
Bases loaded for Ankiel…1-0.
HEY! TOO LITTLE TOO LATE! AND WHO SAYS JEW’S CAN’T PLAY DEFENSE? RYAN BRUAN DISAGREES WITH YOUR PREMISE!
Rickie sez…GOOD D SIR!
Geoff Jenkins leads off. So Taguchi in Center.
1-1 Count. You know what would be cool? Not a 6-3 out. 11 straight Brewers retired.
Ryan Franklin’s supposed to suck. Let’s see some normalcy people! Go Billy Hall!
Nah. He decided a strikeout would be cooler! He’s awesome!
Damian Miller. Two strikes. No balls. He is for sucks.
Damian Miller struck out as well. Yeas. 7-2 Top of 9.
Who better than Greg Aquino? NOBODY!
Okay, maybe Albert Pujols. Runner on, nobody out.
Ryan Ludwick strikes out. Yay!
If Steve Schumaker singles may death come quickly.
Steve Schumaker strikes out! POWER CHORD SQUEEDELY!
Miguel Cairo gets an out. 7-2 Face down Izzy?
Naaah…
Joe Dillon strikes out. Great curve by Izzy. Who pinch hits the pinch hitter?
The comedian? Night owl? RICKIE WEEKS!
Full count. Go Rickie! Yes! Walk!
J.J. takes it to 0-2. The Brewers can’t handle the curve?
Great. Ben Sheets will miss Friday. That means Capuano stinks the joint up.
J.J. keeps fighting. Give it the required hell!
Good god. This is a good at bat.
Awww…Ryan Ludwick is out.
Give them hell Braun Town!
Weeks walks to second. Easy steal.
1-2 to Braun. Get to getting. Two run homer!
7-3 GOGOGOGGOGOGOGOGOGO! BASE HIT BRAUN!
Prince Fielder’s up. Go big!
Never mind. Slow roller. 7-3 Final. NH GG.
Be back later.
