- Jim Thome’s great at life. 500th homer a walk-off job? It’s a beautiful thing. HOORAY FOR JI!
- Bill Simmons! Dane Cook! It’s the shittiest feud since Eamon and Frankee! Don’t make me explain the reference, just trust me, okay. I’m already pissed I know that.
- My high school is 4-0 for the first time since I played. I may tell a story of the Greatest Team in Portage Warrior history and how they got into a West Side Story clique fight. I may not.
- Steve Stricker was the second best golfer in the PGA this season. That’s shout-out worthy I suppose.
- Jon Kitna is Jesus Powered.
- Oh God, the Brewers made Fox game of the week. I do not want to have to break my vow.
- Sports movies. Why do I watch any sports movies? I’m watching Coach Carter, and I’m feeling like they are all graduates of the Overly Proud Black Actors Academy.
- Rumor has it Guy Ritchie’s doing a Dirty Dozen remake. If it was 1998? That would be so sweet.
- I struggled doing 200 words, so I’ll end it with a YouTube search of Pretty Girls Doing Stuff. And what the hell did I find? This guy.
Yeah. No.
Also, after 32 posts, you can’t have classics!
