Random Blather

• Jim Thome’s great at life. 500th homer a walk-off job? It’s a beautiful thing. HOORAY FOR JI!
• Bill Simmons! Dane Cook! It’s the shittiest feud since Eamon and Frankee! Don’t make me explain the reference, just trust me, okay. I’m already pissed I know that.
• My high school is 4-0 for the first time since I played. I may tell a story of the Greatest Team in Portage Warrior history and how they got into a West Side Story clique fight. I may not.
• Steve Stricker was the second best golfer in the PGA this season. That’s shout-out worthy I suppose.
• Jon Kitna is Jesus Powered.
• Oh God, the Brewers made Fox game of the week. I do not want to have to break my vow.
• Sports movies. Why do I watch any sports movies? I’m watching Coach Carter, and I’m feeling like they are all graduates of the Overly Proud Black Actors Academy.
• Rumor has it Guy Ritchie’s doing a Dirty Dozen remake. If it was 1998? That would be so sweet.
• I struggled doing 200 words, so I’ll end it with a YouTube search of Pretty Girls Doing Stuff. And what the hell did I find? This guy.

Yeah. No.

Also, after 32 posts, you can’t have classics!