1) Ohio State 33, Washington 14. To Jake Locker. Give up? Retire? Start training and make a comeback.
2) The Brewers gain a half-game. Phil Dumatrait is antibiotics for what ails the Brewers.
3) Texas is being unimpressive by 10. 34-32 vs. UCF. I had them as a National Championship team. Hah! HAH! They are due to be exposed on October 6th. All hey everybody! Look at the phony!
4) Perhaps Notre Dame would be better served as the Glass Joe. 38-0 vs. a highly unimpressive Michigan? That sucked. Charlie Weis is regretting re-upping much?
5) Florida? Legitimately good and a National Championship contender. Tennesee? Say goodnight Phil baby! Losing to Florida by 39 is no good.
6) One of my Epic Carnival Predictions is going to hold serve. Andre Woodson will be the #1 Pick in the draft. Bank on it.
7) Nick Saban is evil. Not because he shut down one of the millions of blogs that involve pretty girls doing stuff. He is just evil.
8) Dear Mike McCarthy. You have a sleeper fall into your lap named James Jones. You have him perform as a strict back-up to Donald Driver. Greg Jennings will miss his second game in a row. Perhaps more snaps at Flanker would have been in order? Love, Andrew.
9) I would really start to hate Fantasy Football if my team loses to the guy who drafted Drew Brees in the first round and his second running back in the 9th. I like the guy, but I would wish the David Dorey’s of the world a high ankle sprain.
10) Charlie Bell doesn’t want to come back? Okay. I will live. He was great depth but if he wants to be big fish in small pond? I say mazel tov.
