The Grand National Championships

September 10, 2007

Adam “Pacman” Jones. Champion.

In these dark days of pro wrestling, we need to look high and low for our heroes. And we have found a man with the heart and courage to defeat a wrestling legend such as Sting (Not Gordon Sumner’s nom de plume.) to take down the TNA Tag Team Championships.

And he did it without lifting a finger.

Some of you might say, well, come on. The tag team partner’s just that good. I say no. I say that Adam Jones was so intimidating. So much the presence. So…bad ass.

That even a roided up Olympic Hero such as Kurt Angle.

Lives quaking in fear of Pacman Jones Making It Rain. Yes, he will destroy the TNA forever.

Next, he shall go strip club upon the ass of Samoa Joe.

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