I am feeling salacious. Angry. A little hungry, and I’m reading a comic book.

Thusly, I present, pretty girls playing Superhero! In an effort to get the goddamn Cubs off of the Top search list. I hate them.

Olivia Munn.

Tawnya Manion

Bethanie Mattek (Kind of)

Karima Adeibe (Playing Superhero Interview)

Conan O’ Brien? Really? Conan O’Brien?

Yeah. Lame post. I know.

And it probably won’t work anyway.

I feel dirty.