I kept asking myself, why?

Of all the people in this world, why would I not receive the death of a rich Nigerian e-mail letter? Rich Nigerians were dying left and right, and yet I was denied a slice of that sweet, sweet coin. I shouted “WHEN LORD WHEN? WHEN WOULD IT BE MY TIME?!?”

It’s my time, baby! MY TIME! THE SUMMER OF DREW!

reply-to			hmariam0007@yahoo.com.hk
	date			31 Jul 2007 23:29:55 -0000
	subject			Reply Back ASAP With Your Number

Due to the sudden death of my husband GeneralAbacha the former head of state of Nigeria in June 1998, I have been thrown into a state of hopelessness by the present administration.I have lost confidence with anybody within my country. I got your contacts through personal research, and had to reach you through this medium. I will give you more details when you reply. Due to security network placed on my daily affairs I cant visit the embassy so that is why I have contacted you. My husband deposited $12.6million dollars with a security firm abroad whose name is witheld for now till we communicate. I will be happy if you can receive this funds and keep it safe I assure you 20% of this fund. I will need your telephone/mobile numbers so that we can commence communication. Sincerely Yours Hajia Mariam.

I am now 2.5 million dollars richer! Hot diggity dog!

I love you Jesus, and your murderous rage against the rich Nigerians!