The Savior of Professional Wrestling.

Adam “Pac-Man” Jones. Late of the Las Vegas Gossip Scene, later of the Titans, has found himself a new line of work. Pro Wrestler.

It may seem as if it is comedy to some, but he is going to make the sports world forget about that Canadian psychopath Chris Benoit. Why? Because he’s going to win the title. Seriously.

In a world with Kurt Angle, Sting, and Samoa Joe. Pac-Man Jones is going to be the next TNA champion. Why?

Those of you whom watched professional wrestling in the 90’s know of a certain man behind the camera who took control of the World Championship Wrestling in its death spiral. His name is Vince Russo.

And to help prime the pump, he went outside of the known wrestling community to find his next champion. No, Diamond Dallas Page was not going to be getting his hands on the gold that day. It was…

Yes. That’s David Arquette. And he does have himself a title reign. And despite his masterful in-ring work, WCW would not last the year.

But TNA is different. They have the cash flow. They have the TV Deal. And point of fact, they have the bigger star. Read down and find out why.

In his own way, Pac-Man Jones is also a name to know. If you have touched a channel guide to ESPN you osmosed his name into your subconscious. And in turn, he brings the rubberneckers over to watch the TNA.

But a championship run only brings more to the distant #2. Vince Russo knows that. And if you say to yourself, wait, no it won’t. Pac-Man is a D-Bag, why would we support him?

I say you’re right. But you’re not Vince Russo.

See, Vince Russo got hit in the head a lot. It tends to make you not think straight.

Thusly. We will have the first major pro wrestling/football player champion since one Bronko Nagurski. Pac-Man Jones. Pro Wrestling’s Savior.

And I said it all with a straight face.