News From The Patron Saint Front…

The D.C. Sports Bog has news on DC’s favorite football player.

He’s awesome. He wasn’t wearing a costume. But take a gander and understand why we are, in effect, Portisheads.

“You know, three out my five years I played [with a chip on my shoulder],” he said. “Well, three out of my four years I played with a chip on my shoulder. I think it was when I finally got comfortable and felt like I arrived at elite status and was at the top of my platform in the eye of being a superstar that I got relaxed, and you know I got relaxed and I end up getting hurt and then all of the sudden everything you’ve done is forgotten about.

“So right now I’m stepping out like a rookie. I’ve got to prove to the world I’m still the same dangerous Two-Six that set the trends and set the examples of the NFL. You know, a lot of the things I did started a trend. You know, people requesting to be traded, people requesting to get paid. You know, before I did that there wasn’t nobody doing it. So right now I’m eager to get back to elite status and continue to play with a chip on my shoulder and realize it’s only a matter of time before you fall. And, you know, my next fall I want it to be when I sit on this podium and announce my retirement. You know, so I want to go out on my own and not let the people forget about me, no other way than that.”

YAYS!

“It won’t be hard I’ve just got to mind my business,” he said. “I told you, I can’t find nobody else’s battles, I’m going to mind my own business. I’m going to keep Clinton Portis out of trouble, I’m going to keep Clinton Portis focused, I’m going to keep Clinton Portis on top of his game. Outside of that. you can’t ask me about the next man, I don’t know how nobody feel, I don’t know what nobody think, I don’t know what nobody doing, the only thing I know is what’s going on in Clinton Portis’s life and that’s the only thing I can control.”

Hooray for the Inspector!