Who’s Hack? Kilborn Regional Final (1) Skip Bayless vs. (3) Stephen A. Smith

This is it. The regional finals superstar dream match. Skip Bayless, whom nobody likes goes up against Stephen A. Smith, who has a well-defined television personality of suck. It’s a crazy mixed up world. It’s…

Who’s Hack? Kilborn Regional Final (1) Skip Bayless vs. (3) Stephen A. Smith

Skip Bayless

How he got here: Skip Bayless beat the unctuous into Jim Gray, 56-14. Big win for Bayless. Jim Gray could have kept it closer. 
Why he beats Stephen A. Smith: Because Stephen A. Smith has himself a cult following. You think you see a Skip Bayless heckling society of gentlemen? No. Skip Bayless is a sad little man with a douchebag ego.
Why he loses: Does he rap himself a resume? No. Thus, Stephen A. would win.

Stephen A. Smith

How he got here: Just destroyed Paul Maguire. Murdered him. 113-7 for the SAS Army.
Why he beats Skip Bayless: Q Rating and pretension. More people have heard of SAS, and his act went bad about two minutes after he started to become WHY BLACK PEOPLE TEND TO SHOUT MAN! And my god, the gall of the guy to have a rap about his resume.
Why he loses: Because Skip Bayless is SO BAD AT HIS JOB THAT SOME OF US ARE SURPRISED THAT HE HAS EVER FOUND A WOMAN TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL CONGRESS! Nobody likes Skip Bayless. One or two like SAS.

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