The KO bracket is todays focus in the world of Who’s Hack? And the opening match-up is a battle of two classic sportswriters. Classic in that they both annoy people. It’s…
Who’s Hack? Olbermann-2nd round (1) Jay Mariotti vs. (5) Norman Chad
Jay Mariotti
How he got here: An easy 97-27 cruise versus SportsCenter anchorman Neil Everett.
Why he beats Norman Chad: Because he’s a dick. He writes for hate mail. And before Ozzie Guillen never has the guy spouting the slurs been more sympathetic in a feud.
Why he loses: Because of all the limitations he has, the one he knows most about is that he is not funny. Norman Chad doesn’t know he’s not funny.
Norman Chad
How he got here: Despite suddenly becoming less annoying than Mike Greenberg to your hosts in the time between bracket and poll, he takes it down 66-49.
Why He Beats Jay Mariotti: Because Norman Chad Comedy steals from the live and local Borscht Belt Comedians. And also, he was on Tilt. Tilt was sublimely awful as a television program. “OMG FINGER ACTS LIKE A MOUSE CLICK LOL NO WAY!
Why He Loses: Because Norman Chad is not on every weekday. He does not offend the senses on such the regular basis.
But he does seem to annoy a good deal of people. But can he take down Mariotti
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