This is the Marquee 1st Round Match-up. Sean Salisbury’s been around for several years, with Dennis Green nearly taking one for the ESPN team. His opponent? A young upstart named Keyshawn.
Who’s Hack? (4) Sean Salisbury vs. (5) Keyshawn Johnson
Sean Salisbury
The Case For: The baby arm. The genital picture on the cell phone. The original incarnation of 4 Downs. I could go on, but I’m tired.
The Case Against: He has decent comedic timing. In Adam Sandler movies and on Cheap Seats he actually brought something to the table. It was a tea spoon, but still.
Keyshawn Johnson
The Case For: He was a quota hire. It sounds harsh, but still. He’s only there to replace the Michael Irvin “I am opinionated and know people who like my opinions persona!” He’s only seeded here because we haven’t seen him do more.
The Case Against: In a world that tells us we are supposed to dress for the job we want and not the job we have, Keyshawn’s garb says, “this “Who’s now?” crap is downright bothersome.” But with more fancy expletives and slang.
So can the brash upstart upstage the annoying veteran?
Big match-up! Big!
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