I am a man who likes to navel gaze. And in the pre-bracket hype. This was the matchup of the upset alert. This is…
Who’s Hack? Hunter S. Thompson Division (1) Brent Musberger vs. (8) Michelle Bonner
Brent Musberger

The Case For: If you have a drinking game about you, as a rule, that means you suck. The man that launched the quasi-career of Jenn Sterger. Who is quite annoying herself.
The Case Against: None. Mister Patterson hates him with the fire of a million suns. “DEVIL DEVIL HE IS THE DEVIL MANS! HE GOES DIE DEVIL!” I still enjoy him telling me what I’m looking live at.
Michelle Bonner
The Case For: She’s Suzy Kolber without that one shining moment. She has no charisma. No charm. No personality. She’s just there.
The Case Against: She’s a cute chubby girl. It’s the go-to last call fantasy.
So Mister Patterson doesn’t see an upset. I would like one. But it’s up to you.
YAY! KILBORN DIVISION TOMORROW NIGHT!
[...] S. Thompson Division (1) Brent Musberger vs. (8) Michelle Bonner (4) Sean Salisbury vs. (5) Keyshawn Johnson (3) Colin Cowherd vs. (6) John Kruk (2) Stuart Scott [...]
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God I hate muskrat. He’s quite frankly, the worst announcer on tv.
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