Now this match-up has a bloggers favorite. In that they love to rip on him. And there’s also a once proud mullet in the mix. That’s right. It’s…
Who’s Hack? (3) Colin Cowherd vs. (6) John Kruk
Colin Cowherd
The Case For: He’s a plagarist, mysoginist, and outright douchebag. He mistakes being a whiny asshole for being edgy. He repeats the same point over and over. He repeats the same point over and over. And he’s not even close to the image he attempts to represent.
The Case Against: He makes us respect the legends of the media game more. Mister Patterson uses Howard Cosell as an example. I tend to disagree. Cowherd stole his act too.
John Kruk
The Case For: Apparently losing one testicle does not mean he’s exempt from those awful NutriSystem Ads. And like Sampson, his power stemmed from the mullet. No mullet and just as bad as the rest of the coterie of mediocre veterans on Baseball Tonight.
The Case Against: He was impersonated by Chris Farley. You do not need any more of a case than that kid!
So who wins? The Schrutebag or the Delilah’ed?
YAY!
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