Two underrated pieces of annoying take the stage here. Jim Rome and his clone army take on Mike Golic and his disgusting rolls of fat. Here we go.
Who’s Hack? (4) Jim Rome vs. (5) Mike Golic
(4) Jim Rome
The Case For: This is a man whom cares entirely too much about his goatee. It’s a know-it-all goatee that makes him act the fool in an attempt to be “catchphrase funny.” He’s a man with a definitive Napoleon complex.
The Case Against: And yet, he can be engaging. If he was a complete and total prick, he could not get quality guest hosts. And he totally does.
(5) Mike Golic
The Case For: Two words. MAN FOOD. Four more words. The sheets of integrity. It’s talking about your fantasy baseball team to a wide audience. It’s awful.
The Case Against: He always finds himself among Mike Greenberg, Sean Salisbury, and the man so eloquently called Stink. Alone, he’s awful. In a crowd? Not so bad. Also, Unintentional Comedy of Preppy Golic is off the charts and a good way to start the day.
So, who wins? The man who got famous on the back of Jim Everett, or the man who got famous off the Superdogs, Superjocks Alum brother.
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Golic has scarred me for life. Everytime I hear the words,”Man FOOD!” I cringe and shudder. After that I shower for 4 hours to get the stank off me.
Comment by Elvi Patterson! — July 9, 2007 @ 8:12 pm |
Rome’s pussy face still kills me after all these years. Shave it! SHAVE IT!
Comment by Zeke — July 10, 2007 @ 10:26 am |