Who’s Hack? Gammons Division (1) Chris Berman vs. (8) Doug Gottlieb

The Duke Blue Devils of this tournament take on a game challenger. Chris Berman goes without saying as a man of annoyance. But Doug Gottlieb’s a hot prospect for the future.

Is the future now?

Who’s Hack? (1) Chris Berman vs. (8) Doug Gottlieb

(1) Chris Berman

The Case For: He’s a smug douche. He is the worst golfer to ever appear on SportsCenter. By far. He’s trying to remain hip and relevant, but he’s just like your girlfriend’s dad trying to recapture his youth.

But nothing says “I’m hip.” like Hawaiian shirts and being known as the creepy dude who always bothers Huey Lewis and Jimmy Buffet.
The Case Against: Not applicable. Maybe if he laughed at himself once in a while. But he doesn’t. He’s a smug douche.

(8) Doug Gottlieb

The Case For: Look at that face. You want to punch it. Also. Four games into a college basketball season, he’s ready to call teams overrated. That’s just stupid.
The Case Against: He will actually report, and not just kiss “booty,” as it were. And nine times out of ten, when he doesn’t follow the “big” story. He can be good at what he does.

So it all comes down to this. Can Gottlieb stone Berman to death? Or will Berman win this day.

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