Poker Players America’s Role Models: Mark Newhouse is a Sucker.

A sympathetic sucker. But he’s a sucker nonetheless. We know that he was involved in that Brandi Hawbaker business. We know he’s got on-felt talent as a poker player.

But he’s too trusting of a cat.

Excerpts include…

Everyone always warned me that Dustin ["Neverwin" Wolff] is a scumbag, but he always seemed nice anyway, he is very charming, friendly, and manipulative. Anyway, after I won the tournament I let him play benyamine at 1k/2k on my FTP account and took half of his action, he lost 100k, basically freerolled me as that 50k was the beginning of his debt with me that it has taken him forever to start to work down. After that I randomly lent him like 10k at a time, expecting that when I saw him he would pay everything back.”

“I tried to log on one morning and the password was changed. I had the password to [Chantel McNulty's] email, so I checked it and in the deleted messages folder there were 3 emails to UB asking for a temporary password. Now I freaked out and tried to call both her and dustin. Eventually she called me back and gave me a bunch of bullshit before I even mentioned anything about how all her accounts got hacked and she thought it was her ex, dustin sitar. She also said that she was home and denied that she went to Chicago with dustin which is where she was. I called her out and accused her of stealing my money.

Bobby told me that dustin has been known to hack into other peoples account a few times in the past so he called dustin and threatened him that we would go to the police. I got pissed at bobby for that because its pretty much against all my morals to involve police in anything, but it worked and he got scared. Chantel sent me a text and said dustin figured it out and hes going to call me.

I called him and he couldnt bring himself to tell me what he did over the phone, so he got on aim and told me that chantel had nothing to do with it, he had lost a quarter mil on FTP and was in a frenzy, so he hacked my account and busted my 41k, he thought he could get it back before I noticed. I was pissed, but I knew he was a sick animal, so I just added it to the debt and got over it. I apologized to chantel for accusing her and later found out she had as much to do with it as he did.”

Stuff like this makes me glad that I know I could never be disciplined enough to win a four-day tournament. Man, I would be such a sucker if I ever got lucky enough to win a tournament.

UPDATE: Neverwin’s reply? Classy.

thanks newhizzle i actually enjoyed the blog, first off nobody really cares and secondly you didnt mention anything that everyone doesnt know about…wow people in the poker world loan money and owe money, should i bust out my list of the people that owe me and havent paid in years, at least i pay back my debts even if it takes time, its not my problem you are losing poker player and nobody wants to loan you money or stake you. I have always honored all my loans and have every intention of making good on all of them, so go ahead and post anything u want, ive paid you back 90k of a 160k debt and now you are worried lol what a joke