I was talking to a girl who’s a huge Dodgers fan. I sorta have a crush on this girl seeing as how she’s a big fan of baseball and she’s a painter who painted Rollie Fingers!!
Regardless, we were talking and she was telling me how her sister for her anniversary bought a Dodgers thong! This got to thinking about my lovable losers, the Cubs! I present to you the Chicago Cubs underwear show!
Cubbie Thong! HOLY COW!
Chicago Cubs Ladies Boulevard Briefs!
Here’s what I’m getting at. Women get better undies than dudes do. The only exception is boxers and I have some badass boxers. I think the real reason is that women look better than men do in their underwear. A girl can walk around in a guys boxers and a wifebeater, yet still, she’ll be wicked hot. However, noone wants to see a dude wear a banana hammock.
My personal thinking is that girls don’t need to really wear lingerie. I mean for me, A girl in a guy’s button down shirt and her undies is just wow…
ELVI!
p.s.
For the women who read this…
BABY LEMUR!
BABY TIGER!
They sell kinky garter belts and short silky silk boxers at Angel Stadium. They might as well have sold Angels lube there too.
Oh, and thanks for the cute animals.
Comment by abarclay12 — July 10, 2007 @ 12:48 pm |
I know for a fact that you can make a fortune with “Angels Lube” the slogan,”Feel heavenly in every position!”
Comment by Elvi Patterson! — July 10, 2007 @ 5:41 pm |
They stop selling Angels Lube after the 6th inning at Angel Stadium.
Comment by abarclay12 — August 30, 2007 @ 11:28 am |
I love the yankees but wearing a pair of yankee pin stripe panties- as i typed pin stripe I got all goose bumpy and I am headed to the teams website to see if they have a bra and panty set in pinstripes- I could wear them to the games and flash the crowd- this is getting better all the time. Thanks- yankee lube? Thinking about it.
Comment by Lexie — April 26, 2009 @ 11:13 am |