Hey look! It’s My Navel! [Personal Ego Boost]

So at the start of June, this site had about 1150 page views. It was a blog that was only in motion for two months, so really you can’t complain. A fledgling blog talking about sports and other stuff? It wasn’t as if it was an empty market.

But here we are. End of June, and after this last reload how many views does this site have? 52,594. Yay! This is the ego boost for the guy who has everything!

So what did we learn this month?

Laywermans are silly, and tacking on tangential photos to quality articles only helps the page views.

Gossip, innuendo, and an occasional penis on the back spice up any dull evening. (Though the relationships never last.)

New Mainstream Celebrity does not suit my compatriot Mister Patterson at all.

To get into the Deadspin, one must be zen (and fear turning into a hacky “personality“. The more you want it, the less you get there.

When in doubt, the use cute fuzzy animals or beer may be enough to get you what you want.

Mister Patterson and I had a great month. And to thank you, we shall provide you with tagnetial photos of attractive people doing stuff.

Stars! They really are just like us!

Yay!