The more interesting your kicker is off the field, the usually better play he is fantasy football wise. Lawrence Tynes punches a guy out in a bar? Great seasons only followed. Mike Vanderjagt makes Peyton Manning actually sound interesting? That miracle added three years to his career.
Now, by this theory, you may ask yourself. Who’s the number one kicker on the board this year, Andrew? Put it simply…

Jeff Reed. Here showing the benefits of that North Carolina education. He is the number one kicker on your Fantasy Football draft boards. And not just because of his interest in photography either.
It is because Jeff Reed has done the even more impossible. He has out partied like a rockstar one Big Ben Roethlisberger. Don’t believe me? The Deadspin has further photgraphical evidence.

Truly, only great Americans can have the ladies want to pounce on him and the fellas wanting to be him. (Or at least being kickass wingmen.) And if this doesn’t mean Nick Lowery’s career kicking record is in jeopardy, I don’t know what does.