I’ve been known to swing a golf club here and there. I don’t play for money, instead I play for whiskey. Whoever wins the hole takes the shot or shots. Besides occasionally losing my pants before the 12th hole, I enjoy playing golf but I never enjoyed watching golf on television.
That was true unless John Daly was being spotlighted. You see, John Daly is like the drunk uncle who always takes you to Hooters after a round of 18. When you learn that Daly is sponsered by Hooters it only helps his cause. I love the fact that while golf tries to have this classier than thou air about itself, John Daly comes lumbering in with a keg of beer, a carton of smokes and some Hooters girls. John Daly brings this blue collar appeal that I love that he has his own slogan,”Grip it and rip it!” which is loads better than “Git R done!”
Simply put, I can’t hate on John Daly even when I learn about the lastest martial woes of his. Daly claims his wife tried to stab him and she clawed his face. I feel horrible because this isn’t his first wife, if memory serves me right it’s marriage number 3.
I have to go on the side of Daly and the reason why I think he almost got stabbed is this photo.
Mr. Daly, just remember this advice I heard from a wise sage,”It puts the lotion on it’s skin! Or else it gets the hose again!’.
xoxo’s
Elvi!
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Actually, its wife number 4. I just read his autobiography, one hell of a read. With this altercation, now we can expect a sequel to pay off his new gambling debts, fun for everyone.
Comment by Nick — June 9, 2007 @ 11:45 am |
By looking at Daly’s face, his wife must be an amateur with a knife. Was she trying to stab him? Because by the scars on his face, it looks like she was trying to cut a slab of roast beef off of his face.
Comment by GUNIT — June 9, 2007 @ 4:22 pm |
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It cannot be otherwise for John. He will be victimized again and again by the big-titted hussy with chilluns in tow from previous liason(s). He’s got enough game to attract a hot piece of ass, but apparently not enough to attract a DECENT one. I’d tell it if I knew the cure, but there ain’t one. I and a million other fans wish we could help.
Comment by Ross — June 25, 2007 @ 11:37 pm |
Look, I just wandered here after a Google search on a John Daly antic but can I just say this line: “John Daly is like the drunk uncle who always takes you to Hooters after a round of 18.” is one of the funniest I’ve read.
Comment by Fatman — September 19, 2007 @ 11:34 pm |
Thanks for reading!
Elvi!
Comment by Elvi Patterson! — September 20, 2007 @ 6:28 pm |
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