My science is tight. Also, allison stokke and more pretty girls doing stuff.

A few days ago I made reference to Mr. Wizard.  I always loved to watch him on nickelodeon when I was growing up.  Then the other day I remembered that there were other nerds talking about science that I liked to watch as well.  So I decided to figure out which nerd reigned supreme with their science being tighter!

BATTLE ROYALE BETWEEN MR. WIZARD, BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY AND BEAKMAN’S WORLD!

First, we look at the theme songs to these shows.

Here’s the theme song for Beakman’s World

Where’s the zazz? that’s it?  BOO!!

Here’s the Theme to Mr. Wizard’s World.

That’s was pretty damn cool.  It had some magic, some neat sound effects the thinker getting a new brain, a ship crashing off the edge of the world and a SPACE SHIP! Can Bill Nye beat the old man?

YES!! Bill Nye comes up clutch!  That was super awesome.  It was probably made for like twenty bucks by some guy with a cheap electric keyboard and a guitar.  Yet Bill Nye makes it known that science rules, and it does!!

Winner of theme songs: Bill Nye the Science Guy!

Now for some clips of these shows.  Mr. Wizard took a nap becuase he’s old so he’s automatically given 2nd place runner up.  So, first, here’s a clip from Beakman’s World.

Well that didnt’ suck but why did Beakman need a fat chick and a rat as his back up dancers?  I like how in the middle of it it was all 90’s EXTREME! by blaring BUFFALO BREATH.   It’s goign to be pretty tough to beat Beakman, can Bill Nye defeat Beakman!

WINNER!  You simply can’t beat a parody of Morrissey’s,”The more you ignore me, the closer I get”!  Also, it’s about momentum!  I’m learning as I’m rocking?!  AWESOME!

Sorry Beakman but you suck, ALL HAIL BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!

Elvi!

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