My Favorite Band Name!
The best part is that they’re a girl group! and a few of them are easy on the eyes too!
And to prove that they are a real band here
God bless the drunks.
Elvi!
May 30, 2007
Kobe Bryant is the Carlos Mencia of the NBA.
It’s very true. You see both Mencia and Bryant won’t just shut the hell up and go away. Kobe won’t let it go that he’s on a horrible team and that his other starters couldn’t hold a flame to a limping Gilbert Arenas. So while some really boring playoffs are happening the mamba decides to masterbate his ego by telling Stephen A Smith that he wants to be traded. ESPN suddenly develops massive wood and can’t stop talking about how Bryant wants out of L.A. I’m trying to watch Maria Sharapova (Still hotter than Kournikova!) and ESPN can’t stop scolling about Kobe while I’m trying to enjoy some hot french tennis. And for the record Carlos Mencia is just wrong and needs to get cancelled.
Elvi!
Revisiting Stokke (Or: My sister is smarter than a box of Hawkings)
My friend Mister Patterson does not seem to be in the mood to discuss pretty people who do things, but this is something that is interesting on more than a salacious level.
The Story So Far: A fan in California e-mails Matt Ufford, the man behind With Leather (A must visit sports/pretty girls do stuff blog), with the aforementioned controversial photo. He puts it up. Talking more about her physical talents then her “physical talents.” But the lawyer father Allan takes offense.
And while With Leather takes those photos down, the genie is essentially out of the bottle. And low read blogs such as this are able to keep the photos up, while the big ones get the backlash. And like my theory entails, the internet was about ready to move on, save for certain “torch-carriers,” until mister Allan decides to go to the Washington Post.
And as yesterday was Salacious Day at the GNC, we come in to the story here. My sister, when not sharing too much information about her fantasy affinities in the Miss Universe Article, stated something interesting.
“Is her father the new Joe Simpson?”
And I’m all no, he’s just guileless. But yet, the googles have come up with a couple of internet articles which show a certain ambulance chasing line cross in the father, and the Stokkes did also appear on Fox News today. It seems as if there’s a bit of exploitation going in on this from the Stokke’s side, even if Allan wants to play her daughter as a reluctant ingenue. But some aren’t exactly feeling that either.
And yeah, it is a lot of a shame. She’s an amazing student-athlete. She does have 5 National records and Multiple State Championships.
And that is getting lost because her father wants to play OUTRAGED!
This video is the perfect definition of what we like to call Schadenfreude
Or, as I call it Scadenfreude.
Yes. It was on the Yankees. And yes, it tangentially makes me want to yell suck it at the ESPN. Why? They say “THISISTHEGREATESTRIVALRYINALLOFSPORTSAND
ANYONEWHODENYSTHATISJUSTIGNORANT!”
Yeah. I heard Terrell Owens made fun of the Plaintiff in his lawsuit. Go run that into the ground S-PEN.
AWFUL ANNOUNCING UPDATE: It seems as if famed shitty director Uwe Boll was at the game.
To those of you whom say Brian Shouse sucks…
I offer this rebuttal…
He is a pitcher with one very sepcialized skill. Getting lefthanded batters out. He is to be used sparingly, and kept away from the righthanded hitters at all costs.
I offer this chart.
vs. Left Handers: .217/.261/.269
vs. Right Handers: .318/.409/.423
Was the loss his fault today? Turnbow lost the plate and loaded the bases. Spurling didn’t even come close to stopping the bleeding. It was a bad day all around for the Brewers pen in the 8th. Leave Shouse be.
I’m going to make this brief…
Because this sounds totally fake. One of the partners behind Google is co-starter of a new professional football league scheduled to play preseason games, if everything works out in August 2008. And guess who one of the owners is going to be?
Mark Cuban. You get upset in the first round of the NBA Playoffs, and what do you do to make yourself feel better? Buy a franchise in the United Football League. The Las Vegas one to boot.
This seems fiction, right? But click the link (before it becomes subscription only) and you’ll be stunned and amazed.
Google’s ready for more football, are you?
We all know Agent Zero’s Swag is Phenomenal…
But Wisconsin native and Cake afficionado Caron Butler did him one better. A young man had a cousin who lived two doors down from Caron Butler. So they met Caron and everything, and off this one invitation, they decided to invite Caron to a birthday party.
Now, you’re an NBA Player, you live in Washington D.C, and you’re not named Gilbert Arenas. That buys you a certain anonymity. You can go and do other more interesting things on a Saturday than hang with 16 year-olds.
But Caron Butler doesn’t roll like that…
And that’s not even the twist. He gets invited to a birthday party, and he doesn’t have cake? What kind of world is this? It violates the first and only rule of cake. M. Night Shamalyan, are you behind this?
Still, The Washington Wizards have a great second (third?) option in the scoring department, and a solid wingman in the swag scale.
And the Lakers are all, Nooos Kwame Brown right now. That. That’s just funny too.
May 29, 2007
Weird looking woman at subway is Clinton Portis’ new alter-ego.
Knows this for I am the voice of Odin. For some time now there have been too many posts about pretty girls that I have no chance with unless I have a mountain of coke and I have more money than I can wipe my ass with. That being the case, I have decided to get more manly in a nonhomoerotic way. I give you my fave new commerical starring Bruce Campbell.
Brewers 5, Braves 4 Final
Five Thoughts
1) All it took was 15 Hits. 15 hits to get five runs. No es grande, es malo! Es muy malo!
2) Your ace gives up 11 hits in 6 innings and THAT is encouraging? He didn’t strike out a lot of people. Ben Sheets is a power pitcher. But he has no power. Augh.
3) Jarrod Saltalamacchia. Yes. Just the name alone. He got struck out. But dude. Saltalamacchia!
4) Corey Hart has superstar potential. Tony Gwynn has Juan pierre potential, with a better arm. Let Corey play, Ned!
5) Prince Fielder. He is a man, a myth, and luckily, we have him before he gets too fat.
